this is my love letter to azlyrics for not being annoying as fuck like other lyric websites
So I accidentally said, “my crotch has a hole in it.” Instead of “my pants have a hole in them.” And this guy looked me dead in the eyes and whispered
"It’s called a vagina."
are we just gonna not talk about soulless black-eyed family emoji
Imagine having sex with a girl and she turns into a legit monster
Do you continue fucking her or do you run away?
does the pussy stay human pussy or does it become monster pussy? will she kill me if my stroke weak? if the condom breaks, will i create an x men baby? do monsters get the clap? its levels to this shit and i need answers.
When kids point out things you’re really self conscious about
Police Dogs are a conundrum for me because I love dogs but I hate authority