heathyr:

this is my love letter to azlyrics for not being annoying as fuck like other lyric websites

racingbarakarts:

So I accidentally said, “my crotch has a hole in it.” Instead of “my pants have a hole in them.” And this guy looked me dead in the eyes and whispered

"It’s called a vagina."

sentimental-sanity:

clonesbians:

weloveshortvideos:

Guy’s Review of Right Guard Deodorant Ends Unexpectedly

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This is GOLD

dogapult:

are we just gonna not talk about soulless black-eyed family emoji

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nawyougood:

theinternationalasshole:

Imagine having sex with a girl and she turns into a legit monster
Do you continue fucking her or do you run away?

does the pussy stay human pussy or does it become monster pussy? will she kill me if my stroke weak? if the condom breaks, will i create an x men baby? do monsters get the clap? its levels to this shit and i need answers.

weavemunchers:

IM CRYING I JUST FOUND THIS ON INSTAGRAM

weavemunchers:

IM CRYING I JUST FOUND THIS ON INSTAGRAM

tepidlachlan:

When kids point out things you’re really self conscious about

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plasticbagvevo:

checking tumblr in public

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zkac:

Police Dogs are a conundrum for me because I love dogs but I hate authority

joshuawhat:

Me whenever i try not to swear.

thatfunnyblog:

AND WHAT!?!

thatfunnyblog:

AND WHAT!?!

cl4yton:

Wonderful.

cl4yton:

Wonderful.

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:


can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????

i have been informed that it is not oregano but is in fact marijuana

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????

i have been informed that it is not oregano but is in fact marijuana

"I could have every single part of your body pressed against mine and I’d still say ‘pull me closer’."